Anyway, there she was walking some 15-20 steps ahead of me.. Then, it hit me. Of course, she reminds me of P – a colleague in the place I earlier worked. Just a minute, she doesn’t remind me of her. It is HER! I was extremely sure – of course, it is her. (Pls note that all these conclusions were being made at the distance of about 20-30 feet.) She worked nearby, so it had to be P. Oh, P! I hadn’t met her since 3 years.. such a long time. Let me have fun. I took out my cell-phone, dialed her number and P picked the phone – and the girl in pink also picked up. No doubt left in my mind, that it indeed was P.
Conversation –
M: Hi P, where are you? Long time..
P: Hey.. yeah.. I am fine.. I am in the office yaar!
(I hear the sound of the wind blowing..)
M: You sure? Are you not walking towards X railway station, in a pink salwar-kurta?
P: No, I am not. I am not in pink today and where are you?
(I note a trace of suspicion in her voice.. Somehow it enforces my belief that it indeed is P and she is lying to me for some reason :P)
M: P – Don’t lie yaar, I can see you walking ahead of me and you are on the phone talking to me. Don’t take me for a fool. I can even hear the wind blowing. How can that be if you are in the office?
(Detective K at work, you see.. comes from reading too many mysteries.. That’s a title given to me by a friend – don’t even try to ask the reasons for the same)
P: Arey M, I am sitting in my office, right next to the pedestal fan. What is wrong with you! Wouldn’t I know where I am??
M: Jaane de P, I know it’s you – I will come upto you and then you will have to stop lying. See you in a minute.
And Detective K sprints ahead, bumping into somebody’s suitcase – hurting her knee.. ”Ow!” – Making a taxi break suddenly..”Krrrrrrrrr..”
.. and she is almost near P – when she notices..
M: Hi P, where are you? Long time..
P: Hey.. yeah.. I am fine.. I am in the office yaar!
(I hear the sound of the wind blowing..)
M: You sure? Are you not walking towards X railway station, in a pink salwar-kurta?
P: No, I am not. I am not in pink today and where are you?
(I note a trace of suspicion in her voice.. Somehow it enforces my belief that it indeed is P and she is lying to me for some reason :P)
M: P – Don’t lie yaar, I can see you walking ahead of me and you are on the phone talking to me. Don’t take me for a fool. I can even hear the wind blowing. How can that be if you are in the office?
(Detective K at work, you see.. comes from reading too many mysteries.. That’s a title given to me by a friend – don’t even try to ask the reasons for the same)
P: Arey M, I am sitting in my office, right next to the pedestal fan. What is wrong with you! Wouldn’t I know where I am??
M: Jaane de P, I know it’s you – I will come upto you and then you will have to stop lying. See you in a minute.
And Detective K sprints ahead, bumping into somebody’s suitcase – hurting her knee.. ”Ow!” – Making a taxi break suddenly..”Krrrrrrrrr..”
.. and she is almost near P – when she notices..
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... The girl in pink is still talking on the phone.. (As you might have noticed, I stopped referring to her as P)
And there ends ~M~ a.k.a. Detective K’s super-confident discovery! ;-)
Yeah, it was someone else. I called up P and apologized to her. She laughed and she laughed.. and she laughed.. yeah, she couldn’t stop laughing.
12 comments:
Now this is a strange coincidence indeed!!
Entertaining for us readers though...
Good job!:)
Hehehehhee...Very nice..Mridu, this actually happened?? Mazaa aaya hoga na? ;)
How badly is your knee hurting? :P
ROTFL....hilarious......Detective Kiddo...fails..misserably
Does it mean "Detective Kerala"?
lol.
Its a nice post. I like your writing. You're born for Quality Slapstick!
Bouncer........ May be kind of Girlish talk........But who is "P????"-> Ur Love stories describing girls are good......
@ Shubhi - Thankoos
@ Maya, Dee - Yeah, the knee hurts!! :|
@ Chin - Quality slapstick, somehow that sounds like a paradox :P
@ Viren - to each his own.. :)
hehe, for sure happened in real....
would wait for more of your detecive tales :P
good read.
Rashmi.
Nicely written and entertaining.
Hari Viswanathan
ha ha... nice... a simple incident put up to entertain readers... thats wat makes a gud writer...!!!
@ Rash, Hari and Srilaxmi - Thanks :)
Hahaha!
mrudu and her blunders!
very well written!
:)
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